>What if God smoked Cannabis?

>This is undoubtedly one of the best songs Ive ever heard in my life! Since im incapable of puttin it on my page for you guys to hear, this is the next best thing… !

If god had long hair,
And a goatee.
And if his eyes were pretty glazed,
If he looked spaced out,
Would you buy his story?
Would you believe he had an eye infection?

Yeah, yeah, God looks baked,
Yeah, yeah, God smells good,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
What if God smoked Cannabis?
Hit the bong like some of us?
Drove a tie-dyed micro bus,
And he subscribed to Rolling Stone…

When God made the snake,
In the beginning,
Did he plant any seeds?
Or put them there for Adam and Eve?
So they’d be hungry for the apple that the snake,
Was always offering…

Yeah, yeah, God rolls great,
Yeah, yeah, God smells good,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
What if God smoked Cannabis?
Do you suppose he had a bud?
When he made the platypus,
When he created Earth – our home,
Does he like Pearl Jam or the Stones?
Do you think he rolls his own?
Up there in heaven all alone…
And when the saints go marching home,
Maybe he sits and smokes his own…

Light that shit, smoke that shit, pass that shit…